Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Let's Talk About Sex, Baby

Last night, I realized that it’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I began to wonder if it has changed at all. Any new technological developments in the field? Do things still "go" where I think they "go"?


Blogger D said...

1. If you refuse to respond to comments posted on your page because "that's where blog authors go wrong", then how are we to talk about sex? (By the way, I think you are dead wrong here. As a responsible blogger, you have to publicly respond to all comments or no one will ever leave you comments anymore.) So, was that just a catchy title to get the three of us to read this (because apparently we need catchy titles to remain interested)? Is this just you saying that you haven't gotten laid or are the four of us actually starting some sort of dialog?

2. Haven't gotten laid? Then go get laid. The city is full of women. More importantly, the city is full of women who find you cute and adorable and would eagerly sleep with you. I know, I've met them at least one of them (who offered to pay for your concert ticket and hotel room (i.e. booty call)). My, possibly now lost, point is that not getting laid isn't your real gripe. And what is your real gripe, everyone asks, but of course already knows the answer... Not getting laid by the one woman you would like to get laid by.

And, scene...

Tuesday, February 22, 2005 2:02:00 AM  

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